Pros/Cons of a Threesome

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Advantages
1. It can get really weird

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2. Someone can go for beer without interrupting the proceedings .

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3. There's always a hand or mouth free when you need one

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4. Motel rooms split 3 ways are only $13

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5. You get to watch your best friends making love

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6. You get to get watched making love.

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7. Simultaneous enjoying intercourse and oral sex has to be experienced to be believed

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8. You get strange looks when you all go out dancing

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9. You get really strange looks when you all go out comparison shopping for condoms

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10. Enough people to play gin rummy if things don't work out

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11. You can safely check yourself for any homosexual tendencies without actually doing anything about it.

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12. Calling out the wrong name during climax isn't as much of a problem, the "wrong name" is probably the one on your left.

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13. Three-person showers are fantastic.

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14. Three-person naked belly laughs are even better.

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15. Three-person kisses are best.

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Disadvantages
1. It can get really weird.

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2. Tougher for three people to decide on pizza toppings.

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3. Simultaneous orgasms are even trickier to pull off.

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4. You may harbor paranoid thoughts that while you're in the bathroom; the other two are giggling over the pimple on your butt.

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5. Trying to find safe places to put your elbows.

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6. You get to find out what kind of really sick things your friends like .

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7. Queen-sized beds are suddenly smaller than you remember them.

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8. Trying to fit 3 names in the little heart when drawing on your notebooks .

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9. Morning breath multiplied by 3 .

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10. You might discover homosexual tendencies you didn't suspect or want .

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11. You might discover homosexual tendencies in one of your friends you didn't suspect or want.

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12. You have the option of wrecking twice the normal number of relationships.

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13. The odds of boyfriends/spouses walking in on you triple .

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14. Sorting clothes quickly when the significant other walks in assumes comical proportions.

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15. Now there are two wet spots to avoid.