kaotic50
03-29-2009, 03:23 PM
Little Johnnie's teacher is giving an English lesson; she asks
the children to name a verb and then use it in a sentence.
Johnnie is the first to raise his hand, waving excitedly.
Knowing that Johnnie has a rather dirty mind, the teacher is
hesitant to call on him, but decides to give him a chance.
"Alright, Johnnie, what is your word?" she asks.
"Urinate," is Johnnie's reply.
The teacher is regretting her decision now, but since 'urinate'
is indeed a verb she forges ahead. "Thank you, Johnnie. Now can
you use your verb in a sentence for me?"
Johnnie stands up and says "Urinate, and you'd be a 9 if you
had bigger boobs!"
the children to name a verb and then use it in a sentence.
Johnnie is the first to raise his hand, waving excitedly.
Knowing that Johnnie has a rather dirty mind, the teacher is
hesitant to call on him, but decides to give him a chance.
"Alright, Johnnie, what is your word?" she asks.
"Urinate," is Johnnie's reply.
The teacher is regretting her decision now, but since 'urinate'
is indeed a verb she forges ahead. "Thank you, Johnnie. Now can
you use your verb in a sentence for me?"
Johnnie stands up and says "Urinate, and you'd be a 9 if you
had bigger boobs!"