05-29-2008, 11:31 PM
A 97 year old woman is on trial for murdering her 98 year old husband by tossing him off their 22nd floor balcony. She pleads not guilty, says she didn't mean to kill him. The judge asks her what the hell she thought would happen when she threw him off the balcony on the 22nd floor of the apartment building. She tells the judge "I came home early and caught him in bed with our neighbor. He was 98, at that age I figured if he could fuck, he could fly"