missyjay
06-17-2008, 03:31 PM
This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and
you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on
your way to work and hearing this.? Many Sydney
folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in
Sydney .
The DJs play a game where they award winners great
prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs
call someone at work and ask if they are married or
seriously involved with someone. If the contestant
answers"yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet
highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of
their partner with(phone number) for verification.
If their partner answers those same?three questions
correctly, they both win the prize.
Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard
of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great!? Then you know we're giving away a
trip to the Gold Coast if you win. ?What is your
name?? First onlyplease."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name??
First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! ?Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time
you had sex?"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh?? No one
would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question.? Where did you have
sex at 8 o'clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum
is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower
at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great? That is more adventure than
the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay
folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work
number and call her up. You listen to this."
[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?"
(Touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM.? We are live on
the air right now?and I've been talking with Brian
for a couple of hours now."
Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll
lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate
Match'?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up
to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions
honestly, okay?? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
questions, Sara. If?your answers match Brian's
answers, then the both of you will be off to?the
Gold Coast for 5 days on us".
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before
Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it
last?"
Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is
trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last
question, Sara. You are one question away from a
trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them
that did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
Sarah: "Well..."
DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?
Sarah: ?"Up the ass....."
They had to call an ambulance for the DJ, he thought
he was going to have a heart attack , he could not
stop laughing. Apparently there was an unusually
high call out of the Sydney Police just after this
conversation, for minor traffic collisions.
you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on
your way to work and hearing this.? Many Sydney
folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in
Sydney .
The DJs play a game where they award winners great
prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs
call someone at work and ask if they are married or
seriously involved with someone. If the contestant
answers"yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet
highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of
their partner with(phone number) for verification.
If their partner answers those same?three questions
correctly, they both win the prize.
Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard
of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great!? Then you know we're giving away a
trip to the Gold Coast if you win. ?What is your
name?? First onlyplease."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name??
First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! ?Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time
you had sex?"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh?? No one
would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question.? Where did you have
sex at 8 o'clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum
is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower
at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great? That is more adventure than
the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay
folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work
number and call her up. You listen to this."
[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?"
(Touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM.? We are live on
the air right now?and I've been talking with Brian
for a couple of hours now."
Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll
lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate
Match'?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up
to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions
honestly, okay?? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
questions, Sara. If?your answers match Brian's
answers, then the both of you will be off to?the
Gold Coast for 5 days on us".
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before
Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it
last?"
Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is
trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last
question, Sara. You are one question away from a
trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them
that did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
Sarah: "Well..."
DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?
Sarah: ?"Up the ass....."
They had to call an ambulance for the DJ, he thought
he was going to have a heart attack , he could not
stop laughing. Apparently there was an unusually
high call out of the Sydney Police just after this
conversation, for minor traffic collisions.