PMS Guide For Men

[globaby]

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!


DANGEROUS: (1)What's for dinner?
(2)Are you wearing that?
(3)What are you so worked up about?
(4)Should you be eating that?
(5)What did you DO all day?
SAFER:(1)Can I help you with dinner?
(2)Wow, you sure look good in brown!
(3)Could we be overreacting?
(4)You know, there are a lot of apples left.
(5)I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST:(1)Where would you like to go for dinner?
(2)WOW! Look at you!
(3)Here's my paycheck.
(4)Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
(5)I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE:(1)Here, have some chocolate.
(2)Here, have some chocolate
(3)Here, have some chocolate.
(4)Here, have some chocolate.
(5)Here, have some more chocolate.


13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect

[bobbyf1]

lmao

[candiland]

i like that very true lol :)

[bettyboopno69]

love that glo.......especially the 13 things what pms stands for!!!!!!