At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly
husband's marriage seminar. At the session last week,
the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share
some insight into how he had managed to stay married
to the same woman all these years.

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, "Well, I've
a-tried to treat-a her nice, spend the money on her,
but best of all was that I took her to Italy for our
20th anniversary!"

The Priest responded, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell
us what you are planning for your wife for your
50th anniversary?"

Luigi proudly replied, "I'm a-gonna go and get her.